idle vapourings of a mind diseased

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

shawty's like a malady in my head

Got that pussy that tastes like McDonald's sprite

which one of you cowards just unfollowed me

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

the thing about being bullied for being weird as a kid is that even if you've always embraced being weird your brain is still always looking for the line where it's too much. you can be as proudly and intentionally weird as you want and you can love being weird but your mind is still convinced there's a point where you get too weird and people start treating you like a weird looking bug again. also it feels like you reach that point 500 times a day even if everyone you've spoken to today found you pleasant and likable and even if you're completely alone in your house with nobody looking at you at all.

first rule of being a pedestrian: keep em guessing

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information