bad radical

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

New bruno mars song called I'll kill you

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will