Hi I'm stupid :)

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU

YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM

You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.

We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.

You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)

Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S

This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about

finally….

important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages

September 6th, 2014

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

my poor sweet innocent girlfriend sherlock holmes who has never done anything wrong ever except those few times

[video description: jacob wysocki competing on make some noise. he chants forcefully, "you are a regular guy. you can enter a space. you are a regular guy. you can enter a room. you are a regular guy. you can do that transaction. you are a regular guy. you k now how to answer the phone. you are a regular guy. you know what sleep is. you are a regular guy. you are a regular guy. you know how to wake up. you're a regular guy. you know how to move through space. you're a regular guy. you know what it means to be you." throughout, sam reich and the show crew can be heard laughing. end description.]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

the righteous gemstones represents freak4freak relationships better than any other show I've ever seen tbh