hello vonnie
titsay
if i look back, i am lost
occasionally subtle
Kiana Khansmith
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Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Jules of Nature
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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trying on a metaphor
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Impeccable music choice here:
On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch
YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST IMMEDIATELY
YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD
START CLAPPING ALONG ALMOST
IMMEDIATELY
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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I love how Leverage went
Here's the cat burglar. She wears comfy clothes and has zero social skills. She has sex appeal but only if you're into a very specific type of woman, and crucially she has zero idea she has it. She probably doesn't know what an innuendo is.
Here's the hacker. He's a Black nerd, and also the most moral character of the bunch. He's a nerd but also not socially awkward; in fact, he's the second best at grifting, right after the person who's been doing it for decades.
Here's the muscle. In his heart of hearts, he is a chef. He is tough and manly but he uses that to look out for the working class and children and everyone else the system leaves behind. He's feared by politicians and he reminds his friend to tip the delivery person.
Here's the femme fatale. She's over forty years old, and she's the one seducing the mark. She's the heart of the team. Her calling is to be a director. She loves attending her own funeral.
Here's the mastermind. He's the only one who doesn't start out as a career criminal. He manipulates his own crew, kills two people after promising them he won't, and takes deals behind their back. He was in seminary school.
Also, here's their nemesis. He's Mark Sheppard.
The Batman and Robin situation is crazy
tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.
"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me
i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive
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I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD
It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.
It is a common error that many faiths believe the souls of the dead depart this plane of existence for some mythical heaven or hell. In fact, the souls of the dead go to UDFj-39546284, a high-redshift Lyman break galaxy in the constellation Fornax, about 32.7 billion light years away. When asked why the dead from across the universe should all be converging on this one faint galaxy, NASA astrophysicists said “it’s like an eel thing,” and refused to elaborate further.
Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
I’d wanna be a giant six foot long arapaima with broad flat scales in the warm shallow murky waters of the Amazon and I would burst out unexpectedly to crack people’s skulls open :)
My tail is deep teal with golden shimmer on the scales, and i have a Siren Song that lures men to the water and drown. BUT!!! If a woman hears if then we both fall in love and we make out underwater and if its true loves kiss she turns into a mermaid too!
Bruce letting everyone pick their gala outfits except Dick. Like with the others, he will literally hand them his AmEx or tell them to charge to his account. Cass and Steph can pick any designer, any price and whatever they want in reason. Damian always goes classic, simple and age appropriate. Tim will go for bright and bold colours but he's usually very tame. Jason is very vanilla in his suit choices, as is Duke. But Dick? Not a chance.
Steph: You're being too harsh on him, B.
Bruce: No, because the last time I let him pick a suit for a gala, he showed up to a function with everything hanging out. He wasn't even wearing a shirt.
Steph:
Bruce: He kept telling me that his "tits" need to breathe.
Steph: Well, maybe they did, Bruce.
Bruce: It was a memorial gala. For Jason.
The suit in question:
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HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts
I saw that lord of the rings behind the scenes w d count help myself. I did draw ghost Raph but didn’t like him so deleted.
Still Life with Magic Wand by Severin Roesen.
Architecture of return, escape (The British Museum) 2022 Pigment and acrylic on deer hide, 36 x 55 in. (91.4 x 139.7 cm) Nicholas Galanin Born 1979, Tlingit/Unangax̂
"Galanin’s work engages themes of persistence, power, and survival in the face of settler colonialism and its legacies of institutional racism and collective amnesia. Here, the floor plan of the British Museum is painted over a blue field. Pictograms of baskets, masks, woven hats, weapons, tools, and textiles reference the contested objects held in the museum’s collection, while a red line maps an escape route for these examples of Indigenous cultural production. In many Native cultures, hide paintings relay histories across generations and objects embody lineages; in referencing both, Galanin is proposing a getaway plan for his ancestors."
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yes, percy rose through the ranks of new rome disturbingly fast. no, jason did not do the same at camp half blood. yes, percy's rise to leadership at both camps took about two weeks and was completely unplanned. no, the same cannot be said for jason. his rise was carefully planned and took over a decade. they're both children of the big three, but where percy thrums with raw power, jason is a sword honed by zeus and hera. where percy is a survivor, jason is a weapon. where percy is a cycle breaker, jason can't get out. jason's fatal flaw was temptation to deliberate because he never managed to make his own choices. he was every classic definition of a hero rolled into one, and he never questioned it because his happiness came after the responsibility. jason was never going to ascend as fast as percy because jason was raised on hard work and discipline while percy, an abuse survivor and child of poverty, knew when to fight dirty. where jason was a transplant, percy was an invasive species. jason was always going to die because he was never more than a tool for the gods to throw away when he outlived his usefulness, or when he started to question his place. if someone as locked down as jason can question the system, anyone can. now that luke has put thoughts of overthrow in everyone's heads, zeus has to be very careful because while jason was expendable as his weapon, percy was unexpected in every way. zeus has no plan for him. when percy dies, he will become a martyr, so he can't die, except now everyone knows that percy doesn't want to be a god either. jason had to die, and now percy has to live.
care about other people. i am no longer asking
