Don't Listen to the Brain Noise

Taika Waititi is to lesbians what Ryan Reynolds is to straight men

This would also imply that even the most basic level of moderation would fix these platforms and the fact that these platforms haven’t invested in these basic reforms is on purpose

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

*mission impossible plays*

oh so when PETER PARKER gets sensory overload he has spidey senses but when I do I HAVE AUTISM

you both have autism hope this helps

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

Anyone else, esp. neurodivergent people, ever talk to someone and get elated because you’re like wow :) I am doing a Conversation :) I am doing the Asking Questions and Listening Attentively and Expressing Interest :) I have shared a Joke or brief Amusing Happening and this person liked it :) this person seems to enjoy speaking to me and I enjoy speaking to them :) I’m a person.

I once was talking to someone I admired and they told a joke about our managers and I added to the joke, and they laughed so hard they couldn’t talk  and I was like thank you for laughing I have truly never experienced this level of euphoria and also I would die for you now.

Recognition Responsive Euphoria is a hell of a drug 

I do this and I’m like “This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in conversation, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,”

these are the flavor of inventions we are missing out on by making cocaine illegal just fyi

loved when count dracula crawled down the outer wall of the castle and jonathan harker was like….. what a weird guy……

Leonard Cohen didn’t die for you to turn Hallelujah into a song about the nativity

@randomitemdrop if this hasn't been reblogged already

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