that's how it is on this bitch of an earth

Opsec is when you click "Ask app not to track" on the Wendy's app

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

my mum just answered a spam phone call with "catholic horse cemetery how can I help you"

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

*hefts my cartoonishly large shovel* It’s gotta be buried down there SOMEWHERE

You have no clue how hard this is going to go

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

The fact that some people say things like this while other people think it’s totally fine to starve children is something that really should be talked about more.

period i am against that for sure

Now that the weather is getting nicer I can finally use my leafblower from 9am - 4pm every day

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.