that's how it is on this bitch of an earth

Man who hates the very concept of life and all living beings: I should design portal websites for colleges and job applications

when a cloth mutual sees your wire post it’s not that bad but when a wire mutual sees you clothposting……😓

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

the downside of ben affleck/matt damon is that i don't care about ben affleck or matt damon

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

What’s that big empty space?

Desert and forests, mostly. Not many cities in that area.

bad and naughty americans get sent to the NULL STATE to atone for their crimes

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

notice how everyones 30 now

I kind of do think "this is not who we are, we need to live up to our democratic heritage" is a winning message in a way "america is basically and fundamentally evil. fuck you all" isn't

alright I've got to lock in. I've got to be productive. I've gotta point this caffeine towards something useful [stopping in thought] but first I've gotta check my hunch that the design of en passant seems like the kind of rule you'd implement to correct unexpected behaviour from another rule

[at last resting] wait... that page implied there are nicene mormons. how does that work, I wonder. I should check really quickly.

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors