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Life changing words.

Shane in a rom com romantically getting his man back and Ilya going through psychological horrors beyond our comprehension

Goran Anastasovski

The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.

my bad yall

im fucking crying

NEVER APOLOGIZE this is awesome. Thank you very much for sharing your chickens :]

han, that same afternoon: dead diary i have accepted that she hates me but instead of dealing with the heartache like a mature adult i’m gonna catch a big-ass attitude and insist on returning to a life of crime where i don’t have to worry about dumb things like being in love.

han, vibrating with the effort to keep from launching himself vertically into the vacuum of space: s c o und rel

han, making a mental note to start practicing his brand new ‘mr. organa’ signature the second he’s out of the carbonite: i know

leia, already taking her clothes off: god han you’re so fucking stupid

Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

We’ve found a new game

might update with more images at some point

Some of the ones I've accumulated

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

May we all know decadence such as this