Look what I found

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

i need people to stop asking me for code reviews at work, i don't want to do anything today

Pair that with i would like my stomach to stop making these GURGLING noises

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again