The Brightest Spark

When I was being recruited for my job, one of my now-colleagues was like "the boss said I should try to seduce you, but I walked down the hall, talked to you for five minutes, and realised I was wasting my time with seduction"

One time this guy at work seen me get out of my car and walk into work and the next day looked me in the eye and said, “you look like you drive a Subaru”

fragrantica clocked my fag ass when I was reading reviews of a perfume I liked by saying it’s scent was a bit too unisex

In spirit of pride I hope you clock some tea and some gags.

you should start a nsfw twitter/bsky need to see that dick in action 🙈

Just had a wet dream of you and had to jerk off thinking of the nasty things we did in my head <3