✨Carpé Dickhead✨

we act like the derry girls get into wild shenanigans because they’re teenagers when mary and sarah were literally caught stealing jewellery off a corpse and joe was prepared to take on a polar bear with a tranquilliser gun. that is cross generational poor decision making, that is grade-A genetic stupidity

imagine lending your 2nd best tent to the nice family across the street and they come back from holiday and tell you it was stolen by an IRA fugitive who smuggled himself across the border. can’t have shit in derry.

#clare and james take turns with the braincell but the rest have not ever even touched it @dreadfulcalendarwoman

#erin comes the closest #but then yeets right past it @pawneeparkranger

every day its the same, i wake up and my mind says ‘derry girls s3 when’

That scene in Derry Girls where Sister Michael walks into the room and Michelle's hands are in Sister Declan's purse and Clare's cheeks are stuffed with a half-eaten sandwich and Orla's holding up Sister Declan's lifeless head and Erin is halfway out the window and James is still peeing into a bucket is a work of art so magnificent it will be studied by future historians for centuries to come.

i think we can all agree that the scene in derry girls where they fight on the prom stage covered in tomato juice while it cuts back and forth to the adults watching the news where they announce that the IRA have called a ceasefire meaning peace for the first time in 25 years all set to zombie by the cranberries has done more for pop culture than pulp fiction ever has

you just fully know jenny joyce would call the police on her neighbours for going on their second walk in a day