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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

I’ve mostly learned Chinese in school, so I know a lot of academic vocabulary while having the language skills of a toddler in some basic areas. Once, I forgot the word for sad, which is a really dumb thing to forget. A bunch of the ways to say sad in Chinese are literally just “not happy”, but I also momentarily forgot how to say happy. So instead I said “there is an economic downturn inside my brain”.

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nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

reblog to send three ghosts after elon musk

well. um. lot more than 75, now

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This post currently stands at 91,064 reblogs, including ours. That's 273,192 ghosts total. Which probably isn't enough. Let's keep this game going.

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

a queer chris bean that is just learning to accept himself is one that is so important to me. a chris bean who is unlearning all the awful things his traditional parents said about queer people as he was growing up. a chris bean who is proud of himself, but maybe sometimes has trouble remembering that. a chris bean who sometimes feels guilty or wishes he was ‘normal’ but has people around him who remind him that he’s perfect the way he is. I love you queer chris bean <3

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate. 

Okay so normal rules then

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health