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As a non native English speaker myself, I can't read smut in my language, too cringy. English though? Perfectly fine.
Headcanon Shane would rather die than calling Ilya "baby" or any pet name in English because of the cringe. Russian gives him enough emotional distance. He is perfectly okay using every single pet name.
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I think it’s beautiful that they waited to ship the pham cards until June
We’re receiving our gay card in gay month to prove that we’re gay enough for gay month
I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive
When your partner of 16 years mentions the fact you kiss each other sometimes
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happy pride to my favorite male podcasters (and to the wonderful community around them as well!)
if they move any further away, they’ll die (or dye everything green)
hollanov is batshit crazy about each other and the centaurs are mildly concerned about it but they seem well-adjusted regardless and it helps them win games so whatever. they do have a bit of an existential crisis about it though. like are they supposed to be that obsessed with their partner too? to which their partner say if they were that clingy the partner would be very scared.
yes shane likes to slap and grab ilya‘s ass but have we considered that shane also likes to play drums on ilya‘s ass, especially when he‘s overstimulated because it’s a way to soothe and ground himself? like ilya‘s laying across his lap like a weighted blanket and shane‘s drumming away on his butt until the world doesn’t feel like it’s closing in on him anymore
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i cannot explain in words just how much he looks exactly like his mii in this photo. like it’s generally accurate but this shot specifically. photo of all time.
I think we need to talk more about Shane in the 24 hours following a Cup win. Like that is peak uninhibited Shane Hollander. He’s kissing babies. He’s chugging champagne by the bottle. He’s attempting to climb every surface. He’s attempting the worm? He’s going to the club bathroom, sending Ilya a hole pic and a 1200 word text describing all the ways he deserves to be fucked. Then he’s going back out and attempting the worm again
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shane hollander absolutely shitfaced after winning his third stanley cup. He's out celebrating with his team and he's completely lost track of where he is or what time it is — even what day it is — but he's so happy he's almost hysterical like his face aches from smiling and it feels like he's going to explode. And he's just hanging off Hayden's arm in the club VIP area and watching half of his (3-time Stanley cup winning!!!) team grind up on random women when he suddenly lets out a sad little sigh and Hayden's like "fuck he's about to get sappy about Rozanov" but Shane just hits him with a very slurred "I'm sooo sorry you're not gay Haydsss 🥴" and Hayden is like "buddy????" And Shane is like "it's the onnnly thing that *hiccup* feels evn clossse to thisss Hayyyds" and while Hayden's very drunk brain is still trying to reboot, Shane just wistfully adds "it's soooo good, I jussst love gay sex 🥰" and Hayden can only stand there and blink
hey. its ok. ilya bottoming and crying while shane is inside him looking at him like hes something holy while he tries to make ilya feel how ilya makes him feel.
I need you to know that I think about this every single day.
When I first watched the TV show, that is what I thought was happening during the frotting session
I literally thought that Shane had slipped inside of Ilya and that Ilya was seeing God
In my secret Personal headcanon, Shane was the first to bottom. And Ilya being a top was partly a defense mechanism. And once he let down his guard, they both became switches. And he made Shane realize that Shane loved topping when it was just for Ilya.
with how deeply physical their bond is, i don't think that hollanov ever bothered to develop a safeword. i do think, though, that they developed-- by accident!-- a physical system to tell each other how they are feeling. and it definitely bleeds into their life outside the bedroom, and it's definitely subconscious at this point, and it definitely makes it into the locker room and onto the ice by the time they're both in ottawa.
which means maybe the centaurs have picked up on the fact that hey, sometimes when shane wants ilya to stop doing something, he taps his arm twice. or if ilya wants shane to move one way, he taps him three times. or if he just wants his attention, its a squeeze. which is all relatively normal, and they probably think its cute that they have an unspoken language for communicating with one another.
and then maybe-- by accident!-- it starts taking root as a thing, and then mindlessly troy or wyatt or bood accidentally double pats shane's arm to get him to stop talking to ilya for a moment, and shane thinks for a moment, that was a weird coincidence, and moves on. but then it happens again, and then maybe luca squeezes his arm to get his attention and then bood taps him three times to get him to move aside so he can walk past and shane feels himself flush to the ears and catches ilya's eyes across the room and ilya definitely noticed that too. so now what? they can't full well ask them to stop without saying, hey, so this was a sex thing. but it'd be weird to let it continue... right?
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dan and phil: we're gonna pick mystery challenges for each other
dan and phil: you have to wear a funny outfit that also shows a lot of skin while talking about my interests
Need a reaction to the Jane/Lily aliases where the person (Hayden probably) is like "wow that's not great, I'm shocked you got away with it for so long, who came up with that?"
Shane: we were 19, give us a break
Hayden: 19????
Shane, ignoring him: 🥰 Ilya was so smart coming up with code names 🥰 he wanted to see me again so bad 🥰
