should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

using a big pot to cook a fuckton of food is awesome until you need to wash the pot and then its the worst thing ever

It's so funny that Misa is famous. Imagine that you're a normal ass cop and you get put on a special task force to catch a mass murderer. And you meet with the expert detective in charge. And he tells you your top 2 suspects are a random teenager and like. Ariana grande

Sorry, the actual plot is funnier bc the options are actually Ariana Geande and Your Son.

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

And sluts to sluts.

amen

I love you PBS I love you NPR I love you public libraries I love you wikipedia I love you project gutenberg I love you librivox I love you libby I love you hoopla I love you openlibrary I love you internet archive I love you resources that make information free and accessible to the public

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I was today years old when I discovered that this picture I posted of a poptart when I was 14 got 170,000 notes

anyone else realized that nothing is fun anymore. it's all just paying money and waiting around.

idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time