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All right, fine, let's play the game. But I want to be very clear about something, this literally means nothing to me.

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womanaction

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

bigcommunity

The unemployment rate got people inventing psychological warfare

doginprogress

hewwo?????

bimmyjimmy

Bim stance

backgroundmoose

bimmyjimmy

take him and photoshop him

simplysebby

Bimmy succumbed to the one ring and can't throw it into the fires of Mount Doom, despite Green Bimmy's urging, effectively dooming all of Middle Bimmyland to eternal darkness under the hands of the dark lord Meowron :/ sorry.

jimmyhoffathecat

My precious

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pictures-of-dogs

cannonball!

bwaah

do I have to do everything myself around here

dontbelasagnax

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

savetheworldkissaplushie

hometoursandotherstuff

cybertrad-deactivated20250311

wawwior

You're so fucked

homunculus-argument

I find it unreasonable that the only way to get energy is to have energy, and if you don't already have energy, the only way to get it is to rip it out of thin air when you've got none to make one.

samalander7

It’s hard to get to the gas station when your tank is empty; usually you gotta call someone to help

homunculus-argument

I don't think gas stations are real. I think that's a myth.

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madeleineengland

They are even better 🌒

thememedaddy

mywaysthehighway

this could not hit harder if it tried

squishyskeleton

my girlfriend is awesome because I was telling her about the 40k factions and how "there are no Good Guys" and after careful consideration she firmly rejected this notion and decided that the Tyranids are actually the good guys because they're trying to kill all these assholes and turn everything into Bug World

nitpickspot

I mean the Tyranids aren't EVIL per se...

caressthosecheekbones

nasa is using a 3D world graphic for the solar eclipse thingy today where germany is still devided in east and west adjfglkafdhgadfg. buddies, it's been almost 40 years.

chthonion

So I showed this to a physicist and they were like "Oh! Yes! It's a figure from Fred Espenak's very old paper where he did a bunch of eclipse graphics! I've been looking at these my entire internet life, basically, for every solar eclipse! They called him Mr. Eclipse. He just passed away recently 🥺"

Anyway apparently Mr. Eclipse made 5000 years' worth of solar eclipse graphics, which you can find the simpler versions of here

So now instead of laughing at NASA for their outdated graphics I'm emotional about Mr. Eclipse and his hard work

qwertystop

Surely at some point there's going to be enough changed borders they can't keep using those... But I guess not yet?

prismatic-bell

With 5000 years, I'm actually a bit more concerned about continental drift.

bpdritsu

me: (googling) snake bite leg what to do

google: elevate and apply pressure

me: (lifting snake real high) apologize or else

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