Cardiacs - Sink to Dog

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

Hey man, it’s just a joke. Which, as we all know, is a form of speech in a vacuum, devoid of meaning

how come they can nuke me in the middle of the fucking night 8 hours after making an account but it takes them multiple weeks to do anything about the person with the url "niggerkiller1488" sending multiple black transfems asks and messages consisting of that slur repeated so many tens of thousands of times that it crashes the mobile app trying to load it

black transfems whose accounts they terminated within days of this happening to them I might fucking add

"You will often be subjected to uncomfortable situations in public and you should learn to navigate that" and "if you play your music out loud in a public hike then the other hikers should be allowed to hunt you for sport" are two sentiments that can and should co-exist

it's rly funny to me sam and max have no last name so everyone refers to them as "sam/max from sam and max" outside of community context

this has lead to a friend group of mine referring them as sam from max. or sam from and max. vice versa w max

It’s so fucking irritating how testosterone will irrevocably destroy your body. Your voice is damaged forever. You grow hair that takes thousands to correct. That’s not even counting the bone changes that you either can’t correct or need surgery to correct. Your life is just harder because of testosterone forever. You’re not even allowed to complain about it.

Yeah and no one mentions how we found out only 2 years ago that testosterone causes pelvic floor dysfunction in 94% of trans men (x) I wish trans health care was healthy and that they actually did proper research on cross-sex HRT but at least it's starting to happen now. Trans and detrans folks alike deserve so much better.

oh my gods shut the fuck up about how you were too stupid to make good life decisions and need to make it everyone else's problem, some of us had this literally forced upon us with no recourse

"but what about how this affects trans men" on a trans woman's vent post transcends the barrier of detransition apparently

by the way the cited source is an online survey of 68 trans men and it determined they fart a lot very good rock-solid scientific rigor there why don't we give nora here a round of applause