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yeah so I think I’m gonna remake

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yeah so I think I’m gonna remake

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if i were a burger king employee id march into mcdonalds and steal the fries out of the fryer. screaming as hot grease enveloped my flesh, id return the fries to my home burger king and sell them then everyone would love burger king because mcdonalds would be out of fries

#mcdonalds #burger king #meme

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pochowek

Remmber how your arms looked the first time you heard Want You Gone after finishing portal 2

therealbillgate

Bitch this is everytime i hear it fuck you think

pochowek

dont say swear words on my posts..

funnypages

Alfred and his boomstick

Booster Gold #12

stony-lizaerd

I’ve never loved an old man the same way I think I love Alfred

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Alfred is going to paint the walls

basketof-apples

“I aint afraid of killin a bitch”

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@pandorawriter

kaldicuct

Now that I’m on my computer.

You’ve just witnessed Alfred killing the Joker.

How do you feel?

quoth-the-fool-deactivated20180

I…I think I love him even more. I didn’t think that was possible.

kaldicuct

I’m crazy enough to fuck with the Joker. I could possibly out crazy him if I really wanted to and laugh doing it. Prank fighting, flip his nose hard enough to break it. Eye poke and pop one out. That sort of thing.

I absolutely would not fuck with Alfred.

In case you didn’t catch it….

ALFRED IS BRITISH S.A.S. basically British Green Beret Special Forces.

and just to top it off. Some of his great quotes.

lastsonlost

spawnfreak73-blog

Damn Alfred don’t fuck around.

lastsonlost

Well he was a retired soldier who works for both MI5 and am MI7.

Abilities

Acting: He can work undercover on cases for Batman.

Hand-to-Hand Combat (Advanced)

Leadership

Medicine: A former field medic, Alfred is capable of performing minor surgery and stitching wounds for the members of the Batman Family.

Military Protocol

Mimicry: His ability for vocal mimicry means he can impersonate Bruce Wayne on the telephone convincingly.

Stick Fighting: Alfred has been shown to spar with Dick Grayson, using wooden sticks.

actical Analysis

obsidianthunderwolf

This Alfred is awesome thread is the best thing on this hellsite. I fuckin’ love this. Papa Al really does need more love.

-Obsidian

funnypages

So glad this post has blown up

thatneurodivergentfeel

my content is not, and never will be, meant to be relatable to TERFS.

I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

If you are a TERF/gender critical/associate with people like this then my content is not yours to interact with and you will be blocked.

Stay off of my blog. You aren’t welcome here. Tell your TERF friends too.

jame7t

im calling ONI on the phone rn anyone want anything

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mac round to the skull

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The Minecraft waifu haircut

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xxxtictacion

Back when I was 11 I had a minecraft gf with this same haircut and occasionally we had sex which was possible when she was in bed and I would stand on top of her and pound the shift key until my finger was broken.

It’s a shame we lost touch

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