moth!!!!

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

yknow its interesting how something can impact one demographic in a completely different way than everyone else. in the exorcist when the demon starts speaking in greek, to most people its creepy. but if youre greek and you suddenly start hearing the demon speak perfect fucking greek its genuinely the biggest scare of the movie. you just do not expect to ever hear your language in american movies so it catches you so badly off guard, it feels like the movie is talking directly to you

the first time my dad saw it, it was with his american friends. and when she started speaking greek he turned to one of them and was like "re malaka did you hear that in english?"

guy who considers themself a unique music connoisseur even though their favorite band since age 14 has been gorillaz: No. You know what? Fuck this. Fuck you.

literally doing the whole "I wish femininity was as impossible for me as it is for you!"

half the time they don't even reach 2.

Almost as bad as French.

With French you’re only ever one omitted article away from an obscenity.

Just like how in English anything can be an obscenity if you try really hard and believe in yourself