moth!!!!

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

do what you will but never forget he is fucked up

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

Stop by Sultan Gyros Grill at 4222 University Wy NE, Seattle, WA 98105 if you live in Seattle or visit. It's really good and it's real cheap.

My gyroscope just keeps pointing to seattle??? I just want a gyro nearby I'm nowhere near seattle, this thing SUCKS

Oooooo you want to visit my city and get made fun of for being a tourist oooooooo

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

me when i FUCKING get you *image of two mourning doves cuddling*

I couldn’t date a tsundere because she’d say something like “I don’t even like you! Hmph!” and then I would run directly in front of the nearest car

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick