FUCK HUMANITY REPLOIDS 4EVA

AU where the women in straight porn just grunt and say stuff like "take that big pussy, bitch" while the men scream and moan and convulse and arch their backs while shouting "Oh my god! You're wrecking my dick!"

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

u know I really think a tumblr rule of thumb should be 'don't say anything in a reblog you wouldn't say directly to the OP of the post' bcos like. by and large whatever you say in your reblog you are, in fact, saying directly to the OP.

which isn't to say 'don't be weird' or 'don't be an asshole'. if you wanna be weird or an asshole to people online that's your prerogative just like. own it afterwards and don't act like you didn't do anything.

can i get an amen break burger

One of Pilsudski’s descendants, Wonder Dean, is running in the Kentucky Derby tomorrow! 🐎

before we start posting that july is gay wrath month let’s consider that july is disability pride month first and foremost. the “be gay do crimes” memes can wait

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

wowwwwwwww this male character I'm a fan of is so weak and incompetent, he's a woman to me. not actually a woman though. that’s icky. let men be feminine. I'm just saying he's like one because he's weak and incompetent and and submissive incredibly pathetic compared to everyone around him. like women are.

like. when someone says something misogynistic about a character the character isn’t actually the one suffering from misogyny. it’s the people they interact with when they’re being misogynistic about the character who have to deal with that.

still wild to me that the first response I got to this post, within a day of making it, was blaming transgender women for this. i tried wording the original post in a way it would be clear this was about people who would talk about male characters as feminine men without ever accepting transfemininity, but people are soooo eager to throw transfems under the bus.

people debate about whether wojaks carry fascism within them inherently or not, and yknow, maybe there's something to be said about how symbols work etc, and then you see a communist make a meme that features the one that's drooling with a dent in his head to represent someone who is incorrect, and you just kind of take a pause and ask yourself what the fuck is wrong with everybody