meatball sub tuesday waits for no man

take off your shoes before you enter my blog

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

holy shit

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat