meatball sub tuesday waits for no man

take off your shoes before you enter my blog

@apocrypals

Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress

I'm sending this to my best friend who's uncle is best friends with the pope. They have a whole folder worth of funny pope memes to show him the next time they get to hang out. This just made the cut.

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

i have mixed feelings about competitive

I can, and arguably I must.

I always think that sport events, especially international ones, are primarily about fun and cultural exchange and hanging out together; it gets lost sometimes when people pay too much attention to keeping scores, but joy and building bridges should be more important. So glad this seems to be happening right now!

look I'm not gonna pretend I know anything about electronics, but sometimes a plug is so big it blocks another socket, and I'm always like "who the fuck do you think you are"

let the contemporary record show mr beast was pretty ignorable for his whole career if you were just like, busy.

they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours

the opposite of that "orc can't read ulysses" is an elf who smugly delivers a lecture misinterpreting the Very Hungry Caterpillar

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

holy shit

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.