meatball sub tuesday waits for no man

I wish sports betting apps could feel pain

me personally i just don't think anyone needs headlights powerful enough to light up twelve miles of road at a time

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

relentlessly funny to me when people treat a relationship between someone in their 30s and someone in their 40s as "age difference". bro i cannot tell you which of my friends are 34 and which are 44. i can probably tell you which ones aren't 30 yet, but it's probable some of them are 50 now and i didn't notice. if you're over 30 and don't have kids, it's kinda all one age until you can collect social security.

rule of thumb is you do not think about your life on a sunday. that is the devil talking