And I Am Here For The Ships

So the new D20 season is about vampires.....

*grabs container of multicolored pushpins*

....and do you know who the natural enemy of vampires is?

*sticks pin into conspiracy board*

....that's right. Werewolves.

*sticks another pin into conspiracy board*

...and do you know what descended from wolves? Dogs.

*draws the red strings across the board while muttering conspiratorially*

....and in Purpee, Oregon, in this town the vampires are trying to take over this season...who is the mayor????

*slams a weathered photograph against the board*

That's right!

ITS A DOG!!

The Intrepid Heroes CITY COUNCIL of Darkness is going to have to have to fight the crusty white werewolf dog MAYOR as the BBEG this season

I rest my CASE

*tears down entire conspiracy board*

Actually the werewolves are the good guys!!

This giant with sweater paws tears his turtleneck off, bounds after you on all fours, takes a crossbow bolt to the chest without even breaking stride and then rips. the. tree. out. from. under. you.

City Council of Darkness, Episode 6: The Sunday Scoop and Spiteful Spirits

It is important to have journalistic integrity and to eat a lot of cherries.

City Council of Darkness, Episode 9: A Bid, a Banksy, and the Bird in the Basement

Dream Team antics.

Hey, YOU KNOW IT!