Insanity Mode

The little clap, omg

Wow this is the MOST horrifying thing I have read in, uhhhh, YEARS

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Look, if it’s a real ghost, the busters get custody. If it’s just a real estate developer in a costume it’s out of their jurisdiction so we gotta hand things off to these meddling kids and their dog.

How is it that the ghostbusters get first crack at it in your mind? How many mysteries have they solved? You got any idea how much shit they’d get in for frying some disgruntled insurance salesman with a metric fuckton of nuclear plasma, killing him instantly? No, fam–the scooby gang’s going in first, and if it turns out it’s a legit ghost, they call in the ‘busters to SWAT its ass. That’s how it works.

This is like order of operations but for supernatural shit instead of math

#can we just stop and appreciate Harry’s face in this scene? #I mean, he’s literally waiting for someone to say something about Hermione’s blood status #she’s the only Muggleborn in the slug club full of purebloods and well known people #and Harry’s there just like “say something I dare you” #and if you look at her face, you can see the actual hesitation and somewhat fear of what will happen next after telling of her parents occupation #Harry truly is acting like Hermione’s big brother, which I absolutely love #i just adore this scene

I love that Neville looks genuinely interested in what hermione’s talking about.

Harry: I wish a motherfucka would talk shit right now Say something, make my day Das right

Nevile looks like he’s just made a private mental note in flaming red ink: WHATEVER THE HELL A DENTIST IS, DON’T MESS WITH ONE. 

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could it be...? a good political cartoon?

I dont get the paperclip one

i think its something to do with lockpicking??? idk

@masochist-incarnate @helmetmoth It's not a paperclip, it's a coat hanger. Because hangers are notoriously used to perform dangerous home abortions, the implications is that the Republican Party, represented by the elephant, is encouraging this practice by restricting legal abortion in clinics.

I just sent this to my husband and his response was “you can’t put a price on that” uh, yeah you can, they just did. 🙄

That’s about $207,000 in the US

Or “little Jonathan doesn’t talk but does a good job herding the sheep, contributes to the community in his own way, and is, all around, a decent guy.” That happened a lot, too, especially before the 19th century.

Weirdly enough, that legend is now comforting to me.

“…disability exists in the context of the environment.”

Reblog for disability commentary.

That last paragraph is absolutely important.

Men believe the family is their domain but when it comes to watching the children or doing chores suddenly it’s not their responsibility

Men believe the family is their property.

Male lineage is a scam

I clicked on the link because I expected the other answers to be less bad but they aren’t 🙄

Reblogging for the last comment. My sister works in genealogy, identifying any female living relatives of missing soldiers. The men dont matter. Why? Because the female family member’s DNA can be traced back GENERATIONS with no decay. When bodies (generally from vietnam or Korean wars) are recovered, they then can finding living female biological relatives, no matter how distantly related, to positively identify the remains.