I Only Want To Say

crying about how judas iscariot had the divine role of death, allowing the rebirth of christ. how his sacrifice was just as sacred and the sacrifice of christ. its so odd that this could ever be twisted to be evil? every religion recognized the divinity in birth, life, death, rebirth, etc. and death is of course a necessary step in that divinity. judas sacrificed the man he loved so he could be reborn, to save the world, what is more noble than that? thats love for humanity, its sacrifice for the progress of the world, why is judas' sacrifice any less holy?

I need to put a lock on my phone at around 6 PM because that's when I start feeling like jesus christ on the cross

Veins poppin, sweat & blood running down the body, a thorn crown and dick just out… I’ve been there…

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

you want to try pilates? the thing that killed jesus christ superstar??

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

*comes back to ur dust/nothing pile* *pets it so long u r reformed into something else*

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

yo tenemos a mecha-Jesuchristo

Judas apologism incoming: his complaining abt the oils is imo less about The Oils/Money than it is about establishing 1. Judas' knowledge of finances (relevant when he betrays Jesus and obv doesn't do it for the money bc he says so and also he gets a tenth of what that oil is allegedly worth), 2. Judas' position as Jesus' "right hand man" in a sort of advisor but also nothing-held-back relationship constellation, and 3. his attitude towards Mary and the inversion of the sentiment (giving vs keeping.. wherein both Judas and Mary think the other is keeping) as well as the music.