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@tabooi

there are days where NO ❌️ video games are played and there are days where video games are played for 10 or maybe 14 hours straight

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

retiring to your chambers >>>>>>

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

"I created Hot Wings as a sort of- Hmm.. Narrative foil, to Pizza" -The writer and director of Food

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

i love using “baby’s first x” i am thirty years old but for this new experience i am but a fresh infant on this earth

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.