anxiety ridden raccoon seeks loving home

the implication of saying hi

Saying hi ending explained

one of the most fucked up aspects of being an adult is really how life-goes-on everything is. like you can be dealing with the most fucked up trauma-drama-grief and still have to sleep and eat food to survive and like. poop. pooping while you're really sad shouldn't be a thing but it is. we don't have a say in the matter. life goes on

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

the horse is so fuckable

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

you have IBS.

#i feel like too many people are afraid of this sandwich and don't use it in their long af posts (via @musing-and-music)

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

but her appel

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich