😂

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.

“Then make one” has the same energy as “then perish” but like. Opposite. Same and opposite.

anyone know a doctor .. think i might have hep the tight is 😔

u know what i’d rather die

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

Omg

i am in physical pain delete this immediately

IM CRYING THIS IS HILARIOUS BLESS YOU OP

this is still so funny and iconic

this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years

trickster gods having a dance-off

That’s alot of chaotic energy in one video

i looked up the song thats playing in the background only to discover that the guy in the smiley face hoody literally wrote and recorded it this is his song

Shit slaps tho like that’s impressive

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

Why can’t American shows be this great

Girl with the glasses is a real one

Peter Parker, also known as the popular superhero ‘Spiderman’, is roughly 16-17 years old, meaning he was born in either 2001 or 2002. Contrary to popular belief, this place him firmly in the ‘Gen Z’ category, rather than the millennial category that many place him in. By extrapolating this information, we can conclude that Peter Parker not only knows what a furry is, but constantly has to grapple with the fact that his spider-centric identity is, in fact, his fursona. In this essay I will-

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

WHAT

Why would anyone pick a human race in a fantasy game

I want a fantasy game where human isn’t even an option

“im regular jeff and im gonna behead tiamat and die trying”

Cain killing Able

​why did this conservative trump supporting gun blog drop the funniest caption on this post