Hmm... This name seems familiar. Oh, right! This was that fussy little guy from a few months ago. I swear, I thought this little one was going to have a full breakdown after my diagnosis.
Most partners have some kind of idea what's about to happen to them here. Most of them seem to catch on towards the end. Of course, they don't really, really know. But, once they see what's coming, they're calm, almost resigned to the decision that's been made for them. I like to think I help couples reach a certain level of understanding, and what's expected of them moving forward.
This little guy, though. Not only did they get blindsided about a lifetime of diapers, but they'd be caged up, too. And to top it off, a new wardrobe of adorable dresses. Talk about a one-two punch, Re-gressed & Re-gendered!
I don't feel guilty, though. I'm just doing my job. Their Mommy didn't have to agree to every single recommendation I made. I told her she was welcome to find another counselor and get a second opinion. I must admit, I may be a bit biased. I certainly have my own proclivities for certain solutions, especially when dealing with stubborn and immature men in my practice. But his wife and I seemed to be on the same page. She didn't bat an eye when I suggested our "Renewal Package." Besides, it was clear to me that she was the decision-maker in the relationship. Or, maybe, I just thought, she should be.
Alright, sweetie. Your Mommy is waiting just outside the door, and we can speak privately now. So, what's this I'm hearing, you've been pleading with Mommy about returning here? Most little ones are a bit reluctant to come back so soon, so I'm curious: what was so important that it couldn't wait until your next six-month checkup?
Oh, I see. Eager to start potty training, are we? Well, unfortunately, sweetie, big decisions like those are best left up to an adult, like your Mommy. Now, should we invite her back and put all of this silliness behind us, hmm?
No, not yet? Mmk, well, what else were you wondering, then? Oh, wait, I think I know. Just remember, if you want a candy, you'll also have to ask your Mommy first. And don't forget to say Please & Thank you. Good girls like you should always mind their manners.
Then what is it, Hun? Down where? Oh, there! Right, right. I almost forgot. We fitted you for your little pee-pee cage last time you were here. A lot of new changes for you that day, huh? But, whew, you made it through. Now, tell me, is everything okay, you know, 'down there,' in your 'diaper area?' Still feeling snug? It's not too big, is it? Sometimes the cages need to be adjusted. We can have it resized right here in the shop today. We'll send you home all snug and secure. Remember, now. girls, especially baby girls, don't need to get all stiff down there like a big boy would. Nope, nope. Your little button's job is to just fill up your diapers now, remember this helps to keep Mommy & baby girl safe.
Aww, what is it, sweetie? Are you embawassed? I think someone's enjoying being a baby girl now, hmm? Yeah, I think so. Just look, I can see your little nip-nips are getting hard! Yeah, they're poking through your pretty little dress here, sweetie. Oh! Is that right? So, Mommy's been fondling you a bit, making them swollen? Aww, how precious. Well, at least some things about you are still encouraged to grow and get hard. Mm-hmm. Yes, they sure do get sensitive, don't they? Trust me, baby, I know. *Winks
Ah-ha, I think I see what's really going on now... Some of you get so fussy at first. I bet you're here to plead your case. Hmm? See if I'll listen to reason. Get me to advocate on your behalf? Want me to put in a good word to your Mommy out there? Should I say how 'mature' and 'manly' you could be for her again? I could say, in my professional opinion, I think you're showing signs of 'great potential', and I think it's time for you to grow up again. Oh, I know, I know. Maybe I could even say that you've 'really changed', and I think you two should resume your traditional romantic roles again? Oh yeah, baby? Does that sound good? Should we work together and put Mommy back in her place, and you can be the 'man' of the house again? Well, that's just icky, baby girl! I have far too much integrity to ever do something like that. No, I think you, and especially your beautiful Mommy out there, deserve to explore this dynamic much longer. Fun fact. Did you know, the partner who opts for the Renewal Package on behalf of the couple, has a 100% satisfaction rate? Yeah, and they adopt most, if not all, of the program's 'alterations' to their daily lives. Isn't that exciting?! Just think, you could always live like this, happily ever after. And from what I've seen so far, your Mommy, is in fact, satisfied. She's extremely committed to the process, as you've experienced. You should be thankful, you're lucky to have her.
Oh, yep, here we go. let me guess, you think I unfairly 'influenced' your wife? And the whole time I've been planting suggestions, so she'd prefer seeing you this way?
So, let me get this straight. You think I'm partially responsible for your predicament. And this has gone way too far, with irreversible this, and permanent that. So, now it's MY professional and ethical duty to help put a stop to all this, hmm?
Sorry to disappoint you, my dear.