once again a dragon age blog

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

i fucking love the matrix

It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be

Decadence

@lollipopsanddoodles

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

I love when Republican fear mongering accidentally makes politicians sound cool as fuck.