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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

first is the worst second is the best third. is the last one

You failed at spelling bee again, didn't you?

friend who SWEARS they don't molt but once a year they disappear for a week and come back slightly larger with beautiful, smooth skin

call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft

during the smoke sesh our brooding silent friend said "forgive me master" before reducing the entire bowl to ashes in one hit and he didnt even cough

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

new rule you have to live to be 34. you cant kill yourself until you turn 34. jesus died at 33 you can do better

this is a common law btw. you can check it out by looking up 'rule 34'

Dear God there's pussy here

That’s the other reason you can’t kill yourself

can i be the bad guy for a sec.

sans isn't attractive

Very loud incorrect buzzer

alright bob the skeleton can we address your potential bias