STILL the year of luigi

still relistening to The Adventure Zone and something i can't stop thinking about is like. okay so the McElroys basically had a cult-like stranglehold on a pretty specific type of nerdy millennial in the mid-2010s (I was one of them) and listeners could support the show by paying for "jumbotron" messages that would get read out loud on the podcast during ad breaks. and a lot of these messages are from quirk chungus to jakey or whatever, couples, basically going "hi honey! i love you so much that i had our good good mcelboys say it! love you, goof! can't wait to listen to this episode together!", right. but these jumbotron submissions had a pretty considerable time-to-air due to production timelines and the size of a backlog. and so after the fifth or sixth one of these all i can think about is, like, surely and statistically at least one of these couples went through an absolutely grueling and nightmarish break-up in the time between submitting a paid ad read about how lovey-dovey they are and griffin actually reading it out loud. and like could you imagine going through that and then hearing one of these men read your old self's words back to you to an audience of thousands and then chuckle to himself and say "aw, so happy for you" while grief surges through your entire central nervous system. and then they go right back to bits and goofs. meanwhile, you are alone. the sun is setting. it's dark and it's getting cold. and you can use the promo code ZONECAST to save 15% on your first order of underwear from MeUndies

Usually when the electrician goes 'hey.... there's something you should see' it's because someone set up shoddy wiring. This time it was because he pulled two snakes out of my wall

ok i’m done being crazy lol

no i’m not

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

like olive oil

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about olive oil to dispute it.

shit man ive been reusing my pint of virgins blood for the last year

Everybody get really close to my blog I have something important

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

7 year old piano student hurt his left hand falling off his bike so i let him start the song we’re learning with both hands to see how he went and then afterwards i said “okay how was that” and he went “sore” and i said “how sore” and he said “can i give you a percentage” and i said “that sounds like a great idea” and he looked at me and very seriously went “INFUDATE.” and i said “oh… infinite….” and he very very seriously added “infudate….. PLUS MARIO.”

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know… forsure…..

every farming game i've ever played had an npc family with an unromanceable wife, where's the game that'll let me break up that marriage and then have strained interactions with her ex husband in our cozy village with a population of 12

Thats not true Nefarious Anglerfish