head full

also turned into the myth that citrus nullifies HRT

if you have any sort of chronic inflammation take your damn vitamin C please it's so important i'm begging uou please

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

white people you don’t need to say you’re white when you reblog this btw. you don’t even need to mention it btw

[ID: picture of a black person wearing a black t-shirt and gesturing to the print on it with their hands. the printed white text reads “across cultures, darker people suffer most. why?” with the quote attributed to (andre) 3000. end ID.]

what should I listen to

women

early to bed and early to rise makes a man haply healthy and wise. but i am no man.

early to rise and early to bed makes a broad wish she were buried and dead