Jon Richardson is "Roger Horowitz"

Macaroni burts bees.

Pink Lady Earth Science?

…..McDonald’s Nivea? I. I don’t. Fuck it, just fuck it. That’s fine. This is fine.

Double Bacon Cheddar Sinful Aromas.

Turkey Breast…some dragon’s blood scented shit I got off Etsy. Good shit tho.

Blackberry Egg Bake Bee Friendly. When I did this on Twitter, when I first saw it, it was Kale Gratin Bee Friendly. This whole meme makes me crack up.

Carob Spirulina Mizon

Cheeseburger First Aid Beauty

Almonds Pacifica

Grape Gummy Ultra Facial

Frito Laneige

MiniEggs Moisture Bomb.

Pupusa Aveda

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

“I love you too”

Yay!!!

“Huh?”

“Thanks…meant to tell you to add a dab of sour cream. Next time.”

BISCUIT TORNADO 2020: “WHERE WAS IT?”

GOESTOELEVEN FOR AMERICA: “I’m up for it!”

if you can eat, you can cook

I am here. Should I come up or do you want to meet me at the car to make a booze run first?

“sho nuff”

“btw I changed another poopy diaper”

"Totally cool"

SHIT NERD

CASH FACE

CASH BIRD

THUG SAND

GIRL HOLE uuuuuuuuuuuh…..

butt moms

GIRL LOVE

My son’s is DIRT DADS

DICK DOGS

This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen on the Internet

Holy crap

I want this tattooed on me

Bravo

Terrific.