NO NEW MEN

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

an (excruciatingly hot) hvac guy came out the next day and got it fixed inside of 20 minutes- there's been a "construction company" here for the past two months doing completely unidentifiable and extremely disruptive "work" to the front of the building involving one of those dangling scaffolding platforms (a first wives club Building Bucket if u will) right outside my unit and i guess they blasted a thick layer of slime directly into my [completely unprotected] hvac vent with a pressure washer, so a large chunk of the innards had to be hauled out and hosed off/through

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it