NO NEW MEN

when your mutual reblogs something with a full page of tags its like. girl (gender neutral) i am filling my mug with coffee and reading this like the morning paper. i am so interested in your thoughts on this post. i love you.

an (excruciatingly hot) hvac guy came out the next day and got it fixed inside of 20 minutes- there's been a "construction company" here for the past two months doing completely unidentifiable and extremely disruptive "work" to the front of the building involving one of those dangling scaffolding platforms (a first wives club Building Bucket if u will) right outside my unit and i guess they blasted a thick layer of slime directly into my [completely unprotected] hvac vent with a pressure washer, so a large chunk of the innards had to be hauled out and hosed off/through

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

do not come to my notifs with ur fuck ass harry potter username

@thejunesky look who's back

right when we needed him the most

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them