Bees?

it’s so hard for me to not doxx myself every single day btw. my oversharer’s spirit is being stifled by internet safety

"The world cup shows what world peace would look like" and it's just rows of men upon men upon men upon men drinking with men laughing with men partying with men liberated with men and domestic abuse hotlines will spike tonight

it’s always like ”what someone else does to their appearance doesn’t affect you”. but it does though. that’s how social norms work. if everyone does [x] then [x] will be expected of me too. and i selfishly don’t want a lower salary for not wearing makeup, for not dying my hair when it goes grey, for not getting fillers.

my mom and sister are on glp-1s and losing weight and boy oh boy you have no idea how tempting it is to try it even though i know it can have awful side effects, is very expensive, and won't solve my issues with food

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now