Obi-Wan dying only because he decided to and getting the last word after decades of people trying their absolute best to kill him is a level of iconic that most people cannot match

tbh it’s a red flag that the inventor of chiropractic got the idea from a ghost. bones are like the #1 thing ghosts don’t have

@russell-crowe

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

what I believe in my heart about john and alecto is he waited to fuck her until she understood what it was he wanted but then after they fucked and he asked if he could do anything for her she wanted to dismember him which was fun the first fifty or a hundred times but eventually lost its appeal and so they stopped six months before he entombed her

Hash tag their dying marriage hash tag basement wife

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

This post getting a lot of notes is good for my ego but bad for my social life because its actually about me failing to not flirt with someone

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

booed off stage at the genre naming conference for calling knight x knight fiction 'landlord romantasy'

really crazy to sit down and consider that benoit blanc really is the most iconic character from an original movie of the last 6 years. i can easily imagine, one day, daniel craig will be more famous for being benoit than james bond

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress

they call me the endurer the way i endure and endure and endure and endure and well u get it

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression