JK'S BAIT, TACKLE, AND FINE FOODS

spell slots are stored in the boobs

How is there a relevant comic strip?

Oh that’s just El Goonish Shive. It’s just like that.

"Is Superman stronger than the Hulk" "Is Hawkeye a better archer than Green Arrow" "Dr. Strange vs Doctor Fate" All bullshit. I only have one DC/Marvel crossover question. If Squirrel Girl was dropped in Gotham City, how long would it take for her to realize that Batman cannot talk to Bats.

she wouldn't even consider it and batman wouldn't admit it once he realizes she CAN talk to squirrels. he doesn't even admit he's not a vampire. he would absolutely put 110% effort into pinning his own detective work on tips from bats for the whole team up. if she ever got suspicious that she never SEES or HEARS him get the tips, he would imply the communication was on an ultrasonic frequency. and that bats are shy.

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

both of them are me

No, Calvin was right

Calvin was 100% right.

It actually pains and stresses me to think of how much living gets robbed from kids