use only as directed!

my stand 「MACHINE GIRL」 can give people sexual fetishes for nearby objects

one of teh funnest parts of being a pervert: doing lots of heavy breathing :3

ahh nothin like pouring some of ur 40oz of miller high life into a glass & adding a splash of lime. the perfect beverage for a night of Large Robot Anime. this is the life. im finally fucking employed and i can drink in moderation cause im not under such pressure anymore and everything in my life is falling into place. im well paid, i have the best gf ever, and im all set to resume chemical transition within a few months. i don't have literally zero problems but my life is literally 10000x better than it was a few years ago. i was suicidally depressed and on an unbelievably grim downward spiral into an abyss of substance abuse and ever-worsening mental health conditions. now im doing a very moderate amount of drugs and i even quit weed altogether cause of drug tests to keep my job, just in case im involved in some sort of workplace accident. if ur depressed and reading this rn, just know that it can all turn around, cause it did for me, and before this past ~2 years i literally had cartoonishly bad luck.

am i just a fucking idiot or did some mobile games used to be kind of .... good??

wearin them sandels with sawcks cause im a trashy gamer bitch ^___^

they should make a gundam anime with a transfem lead character who gets enhanced newtype powers from mainlining progesterone. i would call it Mobile Suit Gangweed: Power of Sissygender.

one cool thing abt being a tall skinny tranny is that just abt any dress that fits my torso properly becomes dramatically shorter than it's supposed to be, often entering the Slut Zone 😜😘

yknow its funny how literally every1 who has ever known me thinks i am incredibly generous and self-sacrificing, except for my parents, who think i am some sort of fucked up uber-selfish narcissist. all because i had a drinking problem and tried to transition on 'em. in fact im one of the few people my ex didnt think was a narcissist and she saw narcissists under the bed in the dark lmao. i must have been pretty selfless if she found me to be a safe person.

society wants me dead cause of my cute girl penis ^__^