Impossible Possible Worlds

dose anyone want to smoke with me

then why can i hear you

"robots can't get pregnant" NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE‼️‼️‼️‼️ CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK

Why are you pantsless around your cat? That seems really weird to me

lines from the epic of gilgamesh that make me feel like this

“You will take him in your arms, embrace and caress him the way a man caresses his wife. He will be your double, your second self.”

I WAS PRAYING SOMEONE WOULD ADD ANTI-SUFFRAGETTE CARTOONS TO THIS

dean is so endeared by cas… he finds every silly thing he does just incredibly charming… cas was intimidating and alien for like a minute and then he slowly becomes dean’s favorite nerdy little dude whom he loves so MUCH

In the book of Enoch, a bunch of angels see human women being beautiful and happy and the angels decide to go have sex with them. The exact verbage used is that the angels chose to "defile themselves through [the women], and to teach them sorcery and charms, and to reveal to them the cutting of roots."

imagine you’re an immortal princess and after ~800 years of immortality you hire this weird preteen boy as a knight. And he’s young and reckless but he’s a sweet kid and he’s damn proficient with a sword so mostly you trust him with the safety of your kingdom which is the culmination of ~800 years of your hard work. And you get to be pretty fond of him. But then he starts bringing your immortal ex around because apparently they’re friends now. And he doesn’t know about your nasty breakup because that was hundreds of years ago and he’s literally 12 but every time you start to fight he looks at you with his big sad little boy eyes and tells you you have to get along because you’re both his friends and it would make him sososo sad if he couldn’t hang out with all his friends.

After hundreds of years of walling themselves off from the world, I truly believe that Finn shows both Marceline and Princess Bubblegum what it means to be human again. Watching him grow up. Watching his joy. And his struggles. Watching him love and live and have fun. I think he brings both of them back down to a place where they can see light in the world again, after being hurt and cold for so long.