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pretty much the only good thing about the paper of record anymore, the crossword
typical centrist both sidesism from the nyt

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A funny thing about magical girl media is that folks who are broadly aware of the genre but don't take it in tend to assume Pretty Cure is the most G-rated of the lot, based on the fact that it's got brighter colours, frillier costumes, and generally younger-looking protagonists than average – then you actually watch the fight scenes and those squeaky middle schoolers are doing Bruce Lee shit to the monsters.
Toei went to Daisuke Nishio and said "hey, we need something in the Sailor Moon/Ojamajo Doremi timeslot to keep selling plastic trinkets to small girls" and he was like "I'm sure my experience from directing Dragon Ball Z will be transferable". And he was completely right.
Presenting Cure Lovely
Aka Cure Roughly.
Yes she is beating a mother fucker with two other motherfuckers
Mucus Buster
Everyone's got lingering congestion this year, so as someone who's no stranger to phlegm, and inherited the folk wisdom of a stage actress (the show must go on!) I share with you my recipe for making things better:
2L water
the juice and rind of one lemon (just dump the juiced rinds in, don't zest them, you maniac)
a small thumb of fresh ginger, sliced in coins
about a dozen cloves, some star anise, peppercorns, and maybe whole cinnamon or allspice or whatever else you like, in a tea ball (except the cinnamon if it doesn't fit, obvs)
good dollop of honey, to taste
Bring the water to a boil then dump in all the stuff. Keep it hot but not boiling – a slow cooker is good for this. Keep this pot on a low heat all day and serve yourself a mug every so often, adding water as necessary. At some point you will need to add a new lemon and some more honey, but the spices can generally carry over two pots if you're drinking it regularly.
The acid helps clear the gunk, ginger is good for the circulation, and clove/aniseed/pepper have some sort of decongestant/soothing properties. Honey is both nice and antiseptic, and apparently is a cough suppressant as well? Anyway, I just got over another run of Covid and this was wasn't 100% effective but it worked better than phenylephrine.
This post is really doing the rounds, so I feel obliged to do a little follow-up ...
First, for everyone ragging on phenylephrine in the tags, I made you a little something to keep close to your heart and treasure forever.
It was a subtle one, but it didn't escape you! Well done.
For those of you who didn't spot it: phenylephrine is essentially useless. Which I could have told you in 1996 when, despite it being shoved down my throat on the way to school, the snot monster raged unabated, but now there is an actual scientific study to prove it. With the decongestant properties disproven, and the harm of paracetamol/acetaminophen on the liver well proven, I'm inclined to give OTC decongestants a miss, but YMMV.
For those saying "it's basically chai", as a big fan of chai I say "yes, but ..." Many of the same active ingredients, true, but when one is ill, sleep is the best medicine, and downing cups of tea all day is not going to help you get the best of that. Plus, chai is often served milky, and milk causes many people (such as myself) to make more mucus, so maybe traditional chai is best shelved in this circumstance and the non-caffeinated, non-milky version used in its place.
And finally, on the matter of cloves: Yes, really, a dozen, if not more, especially if you have a sore throat. They are anti-inflammatory and analgesic so will help with both the congestion and the pain. It's a strong flavour, but a taste worth acquiring, because they are quite effective (at least, moreso than phenylephrine). I find them more tolerable with the lemon than on their own. Whole spices are often fresher, cheaper, and easier to find at an Asian grocery, if cost effectiveness is an issue.
Thank you for your time, and good luck busting that mucus! Stay safe, everyone!
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Bad: fear of clarity because you're a coward.
Good: fear of clarity because if you guess wrong, the other party might falsely claim it's just a bit in order to get you to let your guard down, then kill you.
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If you make a woman in bulky armor in your video game and then pull an uno reverse and are like “oh she was skinny underneath her armor!” you are a coward and also my enemy
top 10 most nonbinary-coded names of active NFL quarterbacks
10. Drake Maye (New England Patriots)
9. Casey Jarrett "CJ" Beathard (Carolina Panthers)
8. Jordan Love (Green Bay Packers)
7. Baker Mayfield (Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
6. Carson Wentz (Kansas City Chiefs)
5. Aidan O'Connell (Las Vegas Raiders)
4. Teddy Bridgewater (Detroit Lions)
3. Bailey Zappe (Cleveland Browns)
2. Bo Nix (Denver Broncos)
1. Rayne Dakota "Dak" Prescott (Dallas Cowboys)
the E isn't silent, either. it's pronounced "zappy"
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