this reads like disco elysium dialogue
this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

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dirt enthusiast
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occasionally subtle
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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this reads like disco elysium dialogue
this is something an NPC says to you at a bakery in the witch alps version of disco elysium

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"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually
When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas
when the writers wimp out and make the comic relief character's greatest fear/trauma goofy and unserious

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Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy
"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy
"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy
"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy
"Ah, well done", Jake to himself
"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy
"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy
"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy
"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy
"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy
"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)
"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy
"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial
"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy
"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake
"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy
"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt
"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis
"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle
"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle
"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt
"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself
"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt
"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist
"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle
"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy
"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully
"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox
"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt
"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt
"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself
"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father
"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape
Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔
Me: there are bunnies under the deck eating bird seed... very cute
My dad (very serious): they will grow wings.
I've seen RPG settings that do the "four classical elements plus Holy/Dark" damage typing schema where high-tech weapons (e.g., lasers and shit) inflict Dark damage because they represent the subjugation of Nature to the will of Man or whatever, but what I really want to see is a setting that takes it in completely the opposite direction. I want to see an RPG setting where getting punched by a robot does Holy damage because robots are born free of Original Sin.
i want to rag on the ~quantum realm~ nonsense of Ant-Man, but I can’t even lie, my favorite part of Schild’s Ladder was the sequence at the end where they explore the novo-vacuum and encounter plank-scale quantum life

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starting a collection
Crowning achievements of physics
the standard model
ΛCDM cosmology
lasers
semiconductor manufacturing
Crowning achievements of philosophy
???
If carp could speak they would all have French accents
mon dieu.... you have caught me....
posts that make you say "mon dieu.... you have caught me...."
pick a terrible john winchester A+ parenting moment that makes YOU feral -not the objectively worse one (dean-centric edition)
Putting a gun in 6 yr old dean’s hand and saying he has a “killer instinct” 👶🏻
Not showing up for Christmas forcing little dean to steal presents for sam 🎁
Never leaving enough money for food :/ 💵 ❌
Leaving dean to rot in jail / at Sonny’s for stealing peanut butter & bread 🥜🍞
Flagstaff (“dean always responded better to discipline”) 🗣👊🏻
Making dean burn the bones of gay nuns on his 17th bday & 1st solo hunt 🔥🦴🌈
Abandoning him during stanford era to start visiting 12 yr old Adam ⚾️
Not answering the phone or showing up when dean was dying in 1x12 ☎️
Homophobic hoped you’d have a normal life, a family aka where’s ur wife n kids 🫤
the results are in! killing that man for ALL these crimes. but putting a gun in 6 yr old dean's hands takes the cake. like, what is wrong with you that is a BABY. he does not have a killer instinct !!!!!!!

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One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.
Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”
Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.
person who knows how logistical things works has picked up the cannon, hefted it thoughtfully, and put a single chalk mark precisely on the problem.
BDG’s construction of the Waluigi game has the same energy as tumblr’s construction of Goncharov.