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I sowed some holes in my clothes today, hashtag house wife

You can be whatever you want

it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

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man fuck this game

Shit man, this soldier war is fucked. I just saw a guy kill another guy, with a gun. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

I wish I everyone feel loved forever ! I wish everyone a 100 love coin!!! 🌠

this post came from my heart but I think saturday would also post this if I let her have tumblr

7 minutes later she'd post "please anny ladies sned me awesome tail pictures pleadse please please I have 1 string please" with. an extremly blurry close up of her face

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

my emotional support chrysotile asbestos

they call it asbestos because its the BEST. os.

[coughs weakly] you,re all just jealous ofmy abestos.,

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

Your grifting and manipulative academic Marxism vs our honourable and pure substack Marxism

isn't the whole point of punk nonconformity? anarchy, spreading compassion, individualism? being true to yourself? i'm pretty sure you would be less of a punk if you wore the stereotypical all black, ripped stuff. a shirt that has punk stuff printed on it or clothes that have faux rips that go on to be mass produced is way less punk than mending clothes yourself or getting secondhand.

actually the whole point of punk is high jump kicking peoples' dogs

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

this is all that's left.

this is all that's left.

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

You will NOT believe what just happened to JFK