Literally Cutes

she said "I pawmise" so you have to believe her no matter what because she's cute.

Begging on my hands and knees for game devs to move away from the linguistic convention of "this ability/attack/effect/etc knocks the target up" to refer to something being launched vertically into the air. Say it lifts the target. Launches them. Bounces them. Just please stop giving characters abilities that say "Knocks up your opponent", PLEASE.

ZERO SUIT SAMUS CAN PERFORM A RAW FORWARD-SMASH THAT KNOCKS UP EVEN HER TOUGHEST & HEAVIEST OPPONENTS

project hail mary is like i'll make you believe that friendship will save the world. i'll make you remember that our society rests on the backs of teachers and scientists. i'll make you see that even the most cowardly can be brave. i'll make you horny for sandra huller. thank you greatest scifi film of the last 10 years

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

This image is now brain roommates with “spinch”

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

reblog to mash your face against your mutuals like a cat

@microwave-core

After they finish their drink the shirt changes to 98%

pink foid? is that anything. probably not

LMAO terrific