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I kept forgetting my nighttime antidepressant so I set an alarm where the sound was a recording of me saying "HEY. TAKE YOUR FUCKING PILL" because I thought it would be funny. It was funny about three times, and then it started making me mad and I'd dismiss it right away to make it stop. So I handed my phone to my partner, who made another recording sweetly saying "Okay Shira, it's time to take your medication" and now I don't get mad anymore and I take my pill. The "compassion over punishment" camp has gotta get something wrong one of these days

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charlesoberonn

Turns out you can roll a 7 on a d6

but only once.

akilah12902

Some Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit right there

rugbin

Robins in the Batrooms

wiisagi-maiingan

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.

wiisagi-maiingan

You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.

dragonpyre

For the WIP ask game, I am very intrigued by 13. Catalina Flores time travel because !?!? That's gonna be a wild ride. And 22) Unhinged Necromancer Tim because I remember his failed attempts to clone Kon and oh boy, his mental state was horrid then. So I'm curious to see how/if it gets worse lmao.

Ok sooooooo. The whole Tarantula and Blockbuster thing has happened, and Catalina is in jail. Until she quickly escapes. Tim figures out she escaped through time travel and is trying to figure out when she went (assuming it was to the future). Dick is reasonably freaking out. While looking into it, Jason walks in and sees Catalina Flores' mugshot pulled up on the screen and is like "why is my dead mom's mugshot up?"

Everybody stops.

Turns out Catalina Flores went back in time rather than forward, was pregnant, dropped the kid off with some guy she met, changed her name, and vamoosed.

This is not good information for either Jason or Dick, who now have a LOT of things to work through.

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dragonpyre

For the WIP ask game, I am very intrigued by 13. Catalina Flores time travel because !?!? That's gonna be a wild ride. And 22) Unhinged Necromancer Tim because I remember his failed attempts to clone Kon and oh boy, his mental state was horrid then. So I'm curious to see how/if it gets worse lmao.

Ok sooooooo. The whole Tarantula and Blockbuster thing has happened, and Catalina is in jail. Until she quickly escapes. Tim figures out she escaped through time travel and is trying to figure out when she went (assuming it was to the future). Dick is reasonably freaking out. While looking into it, Jason walks in and sees Catalina Flores' mugshot pulled up on the screen and is like "why is my dead mom's mugshot up?"

Everybody stops.

Turns out Catalina Flores went back in time rather than forward, was pregnant, dropped the kid off with some guy she met, changed her name, and vamoosed.

This is not good information for either Jason or Dick, who now have a LOT of things to work through.

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 1 day 22 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

onlytiktoks

lezbadeez

Holy mother of curb theory those are GOOD

See what happens when we do things for disabled people? We get shot like this that's just better for *everyone* AND accommodates for wheelchair users

muffinlance

The hoodies are $59. That is straight up a normal hoodie price that is AMAZING

Creating adaptive clothing and accessories designed to bring joy and confidence while increasing your quality of life. Discover products to

ordinarytalk

Also noting that this line has a lot of clothing that works for people who need easy chest access or have limited upper body mobility, like if you are recovering from surgery or doing chemo

brightlotusmoon

devilishdescent

with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

devilishdescent

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

galacticpasta

this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend

dalniente

the answer is obviously mermaids.

the-incarnation-of-random

Dude, one of these things showed up at the thrift store I work at one day. I was the only one who had such an instant, crazy reaction to seeing it in real life (most of my coworkers are older women who had no clue about JohnTron, Tumblr, or any of these). I was freaking out like “omg, it’s the fabled Garfield phone! I am holding it with my own two hands!” And no one understood my reaction

stealingpotatoes

reason 1 million why i love zukka: how extra insane it makes hakoda's family tree

(links // tip jar!)

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aliteralchicken

don’t think we’ve scratched the surface of the potential of Bernard having a “Brucie Wayne” persona that’s literally just an adult version of his highschool self

aliteralchicken

Bruce is like “we need someone to cause a disturbance at the gala” and Tim just points out how he seems to remember someone hitting on his step mom in front of his dad just to piss him off and Bernard says “no I’ve grown as a person that not me anymore” and when Tim says he’ll make it worth his while, in full view of his family mind you, Bernard is suddenly grabbing the sunglasses off of someone’s face and dragging his hand through Tim’s hair to pick up some extra gel to slick his own back, he’s going to strut into that gala, he’s not passing up that offer ever

aliteralchicken

don’t think we’ve scratched the surface of the potential of Bernard having a “Brucie Wayne” persona that’s literally just an adult version of his highschool self

katanahime

Okay but I also don't think we talk enough about how "I act stupid so people don't pay attention to who I actually am" is literally what he says he does

That's so fuckin Bruce Wayne coded

ryan-sometimes

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

mankillercalledbunny

Not to bring the serious to a very fun post, but this reaction is exactly what Mamdani is working for with his image, because in a very real way the most effective way for him to be The Mayor is if he looks like The Mayor.

This is a man who is VIOLENTLY aware that when it comes to conservatives, he is a Muslim first, a Brown Man second, an Immigrant third, a Socialist fourth, and a human a very distant fifth, if considered at all. He was also a young adult during the Obama Years and will have seen Republicans rip Obama to shreds for wearing a tan suit instead of a dark one and use literally ANY excuse they could to try and degrade his image.

Despite the fact that a mayor who wears a T-shirt and jeans might "seem more approachable" in the eyes of the average American, Zohran Mamdani knows that someone with his profile fundamentally cannot get away with that the way his White colleagues can. He has instead put in the effort to look professional and BE approachable, because not only does it make it easier for him to reach and represent his constituents, it forces everyone, including both his opponents and establishment Democrats, to engage with the work he is doing instead of judging his image. The fact that he is always seen in a suit and is recognisably The Mayor is, while also something he has fun with, a deliberate choice to ensure he is as inarguably A Professional Politician To Be Taken Seriously. The added humour of e.g. the hi-vis is a bonus, only achievable because he works so hard to Look Like The Mayor.

mankillercalledbunny

Adding these tags from @haunted-stranger-garden bc they illustrate this brilliantly

cameoamalthea

When the New York Post pulled a J. Jonah Jameson re spider man ass headline when he did the mayoral swim in his full suit all I could think is I can’t imagine how bad the headline would have been if he took his shirt off

That man is never not in a suit

He tried to make a splash.

mls-classics

theshitpostcalligrapher

a little warm up for the day

ink: diamine oxblood

phantomrose96

Something just a little bit funny about Bradley showing up shredded to the nines to take care of the Greed situation. Yeah sorry about this weird kidnapping fiasco Alphonse but don’t worry President Chad Washington is here to take care of it

phantomrose96

Mustang could not become Fuhrer immediately after Bradley because if he had, then the whole world would bring into question whether Amestris takes its politics seriously or if it just hands dictatorial power to the most handsome man anyone can find within electing distance of Central HQ

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