BLUE MONDAY

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

damn i didn't realise u could patent this

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

(receptionist voice) the mummy hand will chase you now

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

pull your pants down and fart on the haters