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"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you
I dated someone who kept a word doc on me because they had a bad memory. All my likes, dislikes, thoughts, etc got compiled on it. Never have I felt more important.
It was the sweetest thing to hear, "I'll add it to the doc! :D"
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All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel
My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.
its important to me that all y'all know that mannertee has an arch nemesis
his name is Ikanzame and he's a shark with bad driving etiquette!!
ikanzame!!! your people of virginia desire you carnally!!!!
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I kinda think we should stop using the top/bottom distinction. It comes out of gay male sexuality and maybe it makes sense there but I think in reality it doesn’t really apply to the average lesbian very well. It mostly serves to fence people in, slot people into roles, stereotypes, and foreclose erotic possibilities
if a woman said this to me id be done for
Be all you can be. Read. Vintage poster promoting National Library Week. Peter Max, artist - 1969.
@detroitlib
the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them
the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it
"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous
fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere
had these images saved in my drafts for a while with the generic idea of Stiles straddling Derek in his sleep with the intention of killing him.
the reasoning being that someone [untrustworthy] had told Stiles that a Hale had killed his father. so for vengeance, Stiles seduced his way into the Hale castle, working his way through the family, befriending them, gaining their trust. he's got the face of a boy but the strength of a man, therefore he's often underestimated by his looks alone. so it comes as a surprise when Derek wakes up confused and somewhat startled to find Stiles above him with a blade raised over his head ready to strike.
just mere hours before they had had sex, Derek believing he had fallen for Stiles, trusted him entirely. they wrestle over the knife for a bit, thrashing in the sheets, a few nicks and cuts traded between them in fight over the blade as their limbs tangle now for completely different reasons Derek is yet to know.
once Derek does have Stiles pinned, the blade thrown across the room, and Derek’s grip tight around Stiles’ wrist, asking him, "what's the meaning of this? my love, what have I done!?"
Stiles' eyes growing misty as he spits and curses, "you had my father killed! blood for blood; I will have your head even if it means I die by trying!"
Derek’s grip loosens as he leans back from Stiles, eyebrows furrowed as he's grown even more confused. he admits to Stiles that he has no clue who his father is, "I would've done no such thing, I swear this.."
Stiles, of course, doesn't believe him. he flips Derek back against the bed, straddling him again and wrapping his hands around Derek’s throat, slowly adding pressure.
"I have no way of proving my innocence.." Derek says, his voice getting lower and breathier as Stiles continues to squeeze, "but if you believe i've done this, then take my life but it won't remedy anything."
Stiles’ hands get tighter around Derek’s throat, feeling rage but also now his own internal uncertainty because Derek seems earnest. he'd grown to learn when Derek’s lying and when he's telling the truth; a twitch in his ear for lies, direct eye contact when he's honest.
Derek blinks up at him, his face stoic and ready for certain death. but Stiles releases his grip around Derek’s neck, pushing himself away to the edge of the bed, covering himself with the sheets. his lip quivers, his breath catches, his quiet tears turn into full sobs. he feels now more unsure than ever and knows he's ruined whatever he had with Derek.
he's fully expecting Derek to have him taken away and killed for his attempts. Stiles is genuinely surprised when Derek reaches for him, offering comfort but Stiles flinches away, apologizing profusely for what he's done tonight, rambling on about how he was convinced that it was a Hale that took his father from him.
just as Derek’s about to ask who told him such things, the guards bust into the room with Peter following in behind claiming to have heard the ruckus down the corridors. Stiles doesn't put up a fight as the guards grab him by his arms and drag him from the room despite Derek’s protests.
Peter smirks and tsks his tongue towards Derek, pretending to reprimand him for sleeping with Stiles and not knowing the boy's intentions or the dangers he brought to the family. it only causes Derek to immediately grow suspicious of his uncle but he doesn't have the time or anything to go by. his main concern is Stiles as he dresses and pushes past Peter to find whatever cell the guards had taken him to.
[:3 and that's literally all I have]
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An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
LOL. I think they tried to fix it.
Nice try. Still no.
happy friday to the freaks. the rest of u… get more freaky idk what 2 tell u
Not to be a bitch but sometimes people engage with fiction in the most boring way possible, and nowhere is this clearer than in videogames. Like what you mean you hate a character just because they were kind of abrasive when speaking to the player character? "They were mean to me" and it didn't occur to you to wonder why? Like, what might their attitude toward you reveal about the world? About the social dynamics within it? About their own perspectives and backgrounds and personalities? Does it even occur you to ask? Would you only have liked them if they bowed to your presence and talked about how great you are? Like I'm sorry but you're so boring. How boring fiction would be if it cathered to you
secret magazine no. 21
Anyway here is my take:
I think trying to make a movie out of The Odyssey (not the story of Odysseus, but The Odyssey as in the poem) is a bit of a doomed endeavour as the structure of The Odyssey simply does not jive with the structure of the Hollywood movie
I think you COULD make a good movie out of the odyssey but would need to engage w the fact that it's a work which veers back and forth between fantasy and realism; that it's a story told out of chronogical order; and also that it is a Trickster Hero story first and foremost. It is perhaps best done as a comedy but with the occasional shocking swerve into graphic violence.
Here are my opinions:
The Odyssey should be a musical but ☝️only some of the time. When Odysseus is narrating? Musical. Penelope and Telemachus on Ithaca? 🙅♀️
Odysseus can break the fourth wall during the parts where he's narrating.
Movie opens with Odysseus inside Charybdis, whirling around and around clinging to a tiny raft and screaming. *Freeze frame* yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
In essence am I implying it should be tonally similar to the emperor's new groove but with ultra violence? Perhaps
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It's almost hard to believe, but the amazing and gorgeous @moonnogginn and I have collaborated! 💥🦊🐲 The fusion of our styles was so smooth that you might not even notice that I was drawing Foxxian's lineart and then rendering it on Lu's Dragonji lineart, just like she rendered mine one 😸
Deep Water Clam - Blue (2017).
Soft sculpture by Hiné Mizushima.
