i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev's tags are too good not to save

shark vs the universe
Game of Thrones Daily

titsay

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
d e v o n
EXPECTATIONS

TANKHALL
Noah Kahan
YOU ARE THE REASON

pixel skylines

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
Lauren Shippen

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
🪼
Fai_Ryy
seen from Philippines

seen from United States
seen from Venezuela
seen from Colombia
seen from United States

seen from Peru
seen from Türkiye
seen from Australia

seen from Canada

seen from Italy

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Nigeria
seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
@jesuisjosie
i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf
prev's tags are too good not to save

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
we so clearly have the best legal advice subreddit lol
wait I think old mate is trying multiple angles lmao
@dailypittwomen’s season two countdown — FAVORITE DYNAMIC: HEATHER COLLINS & DANA EVANS
“I got you.”
today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book
on divinity
post-troy-stress-disorder || soapstore || potatoesandsunshine || source unknown || thedeafprophet || pendulum-north || dominiqueramseyart || frodo-of-the-nine-fingers, ninewheels || dominiqueramseyart || quietwingsinthesky || sillychaotic

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
1960s business card
Were you allowed to lock your bedroom door as a kid?
I was allowed to lock it
I wasn’t allowed to, or was discouraged from locking it
Nuance / Doesn’t apply / I forgor
one of my earliest video game memories was my neighbor from down the street burning me a copy of Roller Coaster Tycoon onto a CD and giving it to me for free, with the caveat that one day a week he would sit behind me and backseat game HARD. like "build this here, okay now build this here, no not there, HERE, okay now make a path here," etc etc. i never minded it at the time, i genuinely had no idea how to play so i thought he was teaching me. years later i learned that him and his family were Orthodox Jewish and him backseat gaming me was his way of getting around the Sabbath ban on playing video games
Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.
The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.
YOU DON'T SEE BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT TO

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
NEW GIRL 1.11 - Jess & Julia
hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that
this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those
Hey, if you’re disabled (of any kind), Mad/Insane, or “undiagnosed but there’s definitely something happening”, please come read this.
Especially if you’re a disabled transfemme. I know that as of writing, we’ve had a shitty couple days.
And if y’all can share it otherwise, whether that’s reblogging this or sending the link to the disabled/mad/whatever we are people in your life, I’d really appreciate it.
Build Your Own Survival – Anonsee's Writings
anonsee, thank you. so much for writing this. i was tearing up as i read this because this was exactly the kind of thing i needed to hear.
for all the disabled and Mad people who like listening to me, you need to read this too. seriously, it's. necessary.
i barely have words to communicate how much i needed to hear this even beyond the original reason it was written. thank you so much.
the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
That post about 30 year old coming of age stories?
I’ve been thinking about it all morning. What would the plot points be for that? What makes a 30 year old coming of age story?
Old folks sound off in the comments
A few ideas:
Burying a parent that never encouraged independence
Acknowledging a trauma you've spent your life ignoring
Finally opening yourself up to a truly mutual, non-transactional relationship (platonic or romantic)
Leaving a community (religious or otherwise) that has kept you from growing
Obtaining a diagnosis for a health condition (mental or physical) and finally getting treatment and recontextualizing your life.
Student loan forgiveness kicking in, suddenly you can afford to live. That one small change snowballs into something big.
Starting over after the end of The Big Relationship you thought would define your life. Engaging in a new hobby/social group that adds context to how small life felt in that relationship.
You find yourself with a pet you have to care for, which teaches you to care for yourself.
You take a class somewhere that unlocks skills you didn't know you had.
People are tagging it, but I'm just gonna say it.
GENDER TRANSITION.
Coming out as any stripe of queer.
The post-incarceration experience after any significant amount of time.
Crashing and burning at a job/profession/vocation you spent your entire adult life preparing for--think priest or doctor. Now you have to figure out who you are instead of just what you are.
Aging out of the athletic career that your entire existence has been scaffolded around since grade school. You didn't think you meant that you ate, slept, and breathed the sport quite that literally.
Getting a job you care about, or where there are real, direct consequences, after having nothing but jerk-off or low-control jobs for 10+ years.
Leaving the military or a similar organization that you joined as young as they'd take you.
we're reluctant to add this, but also joining a cult and then realising it is one and getting tfo
chronic illnesses kicking in and everyone being like "get over yourself you're too young to-"
and while we’re at it, fuck this idea that ONE ACCOUNT has to belong uniquely to ONE PERSON. This is the same thing these silicon valley fucks want; their vision of the future where everyone has a unique biometric ID code implanted in their body is the ultimate extension of Netflix’s “no password sharing” policy. You want to use your friend’s car? Sorry, you can’t, you need to be an authorized user. Your mother wants to let you look something up on her OED account? Too bad! That’s only for her! The concept of perfect market efficiency gives them greedy little money bag eyes.
If I pay money to have a newspaper sent to my house, they don’t charge me extra when I show it to my dad. This password sharing thing isn’t just a Netflix problem; don’t be surprised if it shows up elsewhere in other forms. Stamp this idea out now or we’ll be stuck with it.
This is by far the most popular post I have and I have to say: good, I’m right. Password sharing and ID verification are going to kill the internet. not oooh in 50 years. in like 5 more.
this is why these companies hate libraries.