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i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

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theblackparadeisdead

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Denier

greatmagisterhexonic

no

theblackparadeisdead

Call this guy the Mark Replier

ryebreadgf

how life feels when you don’t give a fuck about love island

glucowski

Bob's Burgers but if aired on CN

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under-the-arch

No, Calvin was right

distributing-direwolves

Calvin was 100% right.

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inbabylontheywept

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

inbabylontheywept

artists depiction of event

cerastes

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

cerastes

This sux00rz…

pangur-and-grim

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

pangur-and-grim

my-balls79

bisexual-engineer-girl

English sauce I'm cryinggggg

rataghoulie

An explainer for the confused gringos

knowinglyliquidtroll

0101

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teaboot

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

teaboot

Was not expecting this many of you to resonate with Millennium Death Plinko

sufficientlylargen

One of these days the horse is gonna come out of pinko with opposable thumbs, and then we're all in trouble.

fidelcostco

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

mushroom-soup-is-my-religion

kat

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

kat

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

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Item: Angrypennies

fellshish

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

romanitas

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

sadclowncentral

so many misguided metaphors around violence and desire. if the open maw of a panting beast fills you with the want to be devoured, that does not make you prey. while the rabbit trembles in fear, its deepest desire is to run. evolution demands it. in fact, the desire to be eaten does not make you any small animal at all.

it makes you a fruit.

sumverendus

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actualized-animal

whenever a story does the whole "that masked stranger was actually a girl!" reveal i roll my eyes, like so what, is that supposed to be a shocking twist or something, but then i see people just automatically referring to any character whose identity hasn't been confirmed yet as a "he" and i realize that they would lose at chess to a dog

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