(i love bruce wayne + his babies)

Jason: a lot

Steph: Is this some sort of rich person thing, why’d you get a sailing license?

Dick: I needed to defeat a rogue and we could only reach him by boat

Tim: Was Killer Croc in the marina or something??

Dick: Actually it was Aquatic Joker

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Jason: my bad. I got kidnapped

Dick: what masochist kidnapped you?

Jason: the police

making an ask game purely out of boredom

if you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

in an emergency, who would you call?

favourite scent and why?

who is a role model in your life, real or fictional?

three people you wish you could meet?

would you rather be permanently moving/on the road, or live in the same place for your whole life?

describe a dream you had recently

favourite accessory you own?

how would you survive an apocalypse or at least attempt to?

dream pet?

song you listened to in childhood?

how do you show affection (this can be platonic or romantic)?

favourite film?

piece of media that left a lasting impact on you?

any “paranormal” or unexplainable experiences?

favourite type of chocolate?

drink of choice?

a compliment you’ve received?

best gift you’ve gotten?

dream car?

describe a nightmare you’ve had?

favourite time of day/night?

a hobby you tried but didn’t stick with?

movie or tv show you want to watch?

dream room?

share one outlook you have on life?

a favourite lyric?

favourite way to spend time alone?

share an adventure you went on?

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If you had to dye your hair, what colour would you pick?

My hair is already dyed copper! I'm a natural blonde, though, so I've dyed my hair a hundred times in my life just because I can.

2. Dream Pet?

I have a miniature daschund, and I truly couldn't wish for another pet of any kind. She is my baby and I adore her more than anything in the world

3. Movie or TV show you want to watch

I haven't been thinking about a lot of movies or shows lately. This is going to make me seem like the fakest DC fan ever, but I only just started watching the old Justice League TV show. Apart from that, IWTV season three comes out in a few days, and I'm incredibly excited for it!

I think everyone I talk to has been tagged already, but I'll tag again just in case lol. Answer the same questions, please!

(first meet) at a gala for @freaksinlovexx

bruce rlly did just *lip bite* lolll

you said battinson right 🙂‍↕️ then i was trying to think of how they’d interact in a gala. so in this, my head was thinking, clark who is concerned over this notoriously shy pretty thing who looks like smiling at the crowd hurts him and suddenly ‘hanging out’ with people. bruce is trying to develop his own brucie wayne persona for the first time to deter suspicion - what would a loner with all that money do, after all? too much - but fails.

it’s silly but i hope you like it