they say that this camp was settled on top of a cracker burial ground and at night you can hear their ghosts wailing "dave said he had to work and can't come to the pioneer day grill-out" and "oooh grace brought jell-o 😀." scary, right?

they got trans bitches on here named shit like Die

sie haben trans bitches hier, die haben so beschissene Namen wie The

he was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

"his tummy 🥰🥰🥰" and then showing me a picture of his washboard abs. you're a fake stomach fan don't pmo

avoidance is lowkey funny because it’s like i don’t want love on the off chance that it gets taken away from me and then i have to become john wick or something

if you, like me, are hesitant to enjoy what kinda sounds like "relaxes food standards" on the surface, I'm happy to report that this isn't "everyone can do what they want with your food supply without oversight" but rather a case where in NYC you had to have a permit to sell food and a second, superfluous permit to sell frozen desserts. This action simply removes the need for the second permit, rolling it into the first permit in order to help small businesses. Yay!

ilya rozanov voice scott hunter is born before they had years. so sad :(

i think if you’re an actor it should be considered fine to have an affair with your costar like it’s not even cheating it should just be considered a part of making a cinematic experience