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When you happen to learn an acquaintance's street address, do you secretly look it up on Redfin/Zillow/some-other-website-likely-to-have-photos-and-property-valuation?
yes
no
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It's a moral imperative that we write more sex scenes which are
Weird
Uncomfortable
Not good for anyone involved
It feels like this every time I write a fic
First time dad Fëanor interpreting infant Maedhros’s inarticulate utterances with great certainty:
Maedhros: nnnng AHHHH g g g
Fëanor, plucking him from his cradle: SO! You want your blanket refolded into a triangle and not a square. Admirable aesthetic judgement. It shall be done.
(With his other arm he refolds it with unnecessary geometric precision)
(Maedhros grabs for Fëanor’s circlet while drooling on his collar)
Fëanor: Ah! An eye for keen workmanship over fine raiment.
Maedhros: bBbbbBb (wriggling and kicking)
Fëanor: you desire to be borne aloft that you may inspect the proportions of the room by every angle!
(He grasps him under the arms and banks around the room a few times like a great eagle)
(Maedhros shrieks in delight)
Fëanor: as I perceived. You and I understand each other, my son.

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dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.
I'm just saying, if you're going to worldbuild magic being a "raw, primal force, akin to and interweaving with nature itself" you gotta explain to me why animals don't use it
I know the normal answer is "they just aren't smart enough for it" but idk I've seen enough media where a character uses a spell in a moment of brain-off panic ilI feel like animals could probably stumble into a spell or two like, accidentally
Also how funny would it be to see a completely normal regular bear cast magic missile outta nowhere
Also there is no way ravens wouldn't figure out spells, tbh
They're smart fuckin birds, I believe in them
Either through observing or just figuring shit out ravens could 100% learn how to cast spells I'm sure of it
Dogs can also cast Magic Missile but every time they do the projectile is shaped like a bone or a stick and they chase after it
Fantasy setting where every species of animal has One Fucked Up Trick exactly like in medieval bestiaries (e.g., panthers hypnotising their prey with sweet breath, pelicans reviving the dead with their willingly shed blood, etc.), except these are actually learned magic spells passed down from parent to offspring, so different populations of the same animal in different regions might have a different spell.
(If a species is domesticated you can teach it any spell you want, as long as you start 'em young enough; every breed of dog has a different "standard" spell, and knowing the "wrong" one is considered both a grave departure from breed standards and a potential violation of animal husbandry ethics.)
I have completed my combined map of Beleriand and Middle Earth! 4 ft by 2 ft, oils.
Featuring dotted line for the journey of the Ring, and also featuring a tiny shackle and tiny chair on Thangorodrim.
hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?
Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it
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Happy Moon Landing Eve! Remember to leave out milk and cookies for Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong, and don’t let Michael Collins convince you to prank NASA!
If Tumblr is still here next July 19th, I fully expect this post to obliterate my activity feed.
Anne Lamott, Bird By Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life North American; United States, pub. 1994
Lace Monitor (Varanus varius), "Bell's Phase", family Varanidae, found in eastern Australia
photograph by Axel Kwet
how do you keep the despair at bay? your photographs are always so mesmerising, but seeing the tag "summer as it was before" really did something to the pit of my stomach.
I don't always manage to keep the despair at bay. But I've found meaning in it. A lot of things and places that I took pictures of when I started have been destroyed or changed completely now. I wasn't expecting the extent of it. Huge native trees cut down, beautiful landscapes domesticated, lingering patches of native wildflowers wiped out, meandering mountain streams channeled, and at this point all the devastating effects of 3 years of severe drought which turns thriving populations of fish and turtles and waterbirds into sets of a few struggling individuals: It's been hard to watch. :read more:
Some things have been destroyed by storms, some by drought, some by new insects, especially spotted lantern flies, but most by people, some by people who just don't care and some by supposed government environmental departments who should know better but who don't think in terms of one small place or ever pay enough attention to that place to really know what would be best for it. They cut down more magnificent old native trees than anyone else. In the park near my house the decision was made to spray herbicide at the base of every tree, no matter how beautiful, even the specimen trees of special species that people paid to have planted in memory of loved ones. Since they started that about five years ago, maybe more, I have watched gorgeous healthy trees—flowering cherries and beautiful firs, very old pines and many others—deteriorate badly. My favorite cherry's trunk is riddled with fungus. A magnificent Fraser fir is in awful condition and as now has happened with several old and stately trees, will probably be cut down with the excuse that it was sick, never acknowledging that it was caused by spraying the roots with plant killer. I could go on but won't. I certainly have not helped with your despair, I'm afraid. I suppose what keeps me going at this point is that all of this has made it more obvious to me that I should capture whatever beauty I find and share it because I know without a doubt that it could be gone tomorrow. My town used to have an extraordinary number of breeding bluebirds for example, but three or four different projects by different entities, not related, eliminated all but one or two of the nesting sites so that now I am pleased when I hear any bluebirds at all. Now I always try to get a picture because it's real to me that one year there may not be any bluebirds here at all.
It has given my picture-taking a meaning and urgency it didn't have when I started. I can never capture it all before it's gone but at least some of it won't have disappeared unseen. I don't think most people suspected how beautiful it was here. It isn't a tourist destination or an Instagramer magnet. But to me it is so alive, so graceful and poetic, every species and landform here so heart-achingly beloved, it's unthinkable for it to disappear without at least a few people being shown that here was something simple and wonderful, like the Shire before Saruman came. And yet this is still just a remnant of the life that was here long ago when it was the Lenape people's sacred homeland, and I bear that legacy in mind too. Despair? Yes, despair is warranted. But if I let myself wallow in it I won't do justice to what's being destroyed before my eyes. When it's finally all gone, then I'll take time to cry. 💙
I was reading about change ringing and listening to Steve Reich's Piano Phase and I think it did something weird to my brain, because now I'm thinking, can you write a poem purely out of cyclic permutations
like so:
this is a poem is a poem this a poem this is poem this is a this is a poem

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we should mandate industrial themed nonbinary names to balance out all of the people naming themselves after trees. throw Anvil into the mix
Everybody knows how adorable ball pythons are, but what are some underrated snake-shaped cuties, in your opinion?
(Bonus: perhaps one a wizard might keep as a pet?)
Thanks for all the nice pictures of creatures! :D
Ohhhh, cuties?
Rubber Boas (Charina bottae), family Boidae, found in the western United States
photograph by Dick Bartlett
photograph by Matthias Lemm
photograph by Alan Rickers
Desert Rosy Boa (Lichanura roseofusca gracia), family Boidae, California, USA
Photograph by Daniel Koury
photograph by Connor Long