Jess;

Ohhh my god. OHHH MY GOD.

WHAT A CUTIE

I WAS EXPECTING A DOG

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

Holy shit

You know he dead

R.I.P

I would have just started packing my shit.

….why you stacking bricks on a glass table though??

DELETE THIS

fuckin nerds sexting

this went a completely different direction than i was expecting,

Serious relationship goals

This is far more advanced than any sexting I’ve ever done.

omg.

This was art.

I like that lol

Next level shit. I love it

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

This is the most innocent hack ever

“When the weather gets cold in a few months you will complain about it then, so enjoy this heat” I will bitch about it now, I will bitch about it then, I will bitch about everything there is ever to bitch about, because guess what, Im a bitch

I’m laughing so hard at this post right now omg.

Perfection.

I love it

THE GUYS IN THE BACKGROUND MAKE MY LIFE. THEY’RE SO PROUD OF HER. FUCK YES

This is one of the very first things I reblogged and I still love it

if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream

If obama was speaking I’d do the same thing

I’ve never seen Russian cursive and now I can’t stop laughing. 

This kind of thing is why cursive is a horrible idea.

My eyes….

i guess their writing looks like they were rushin

STOP