Social Just....ish

the funniest possible Live Action Remake that Disney could make, and I would actually watch, is Cars

no eyes on the windshields, no faces, just footage of real cars

everyday i mourn that my parents did not make me study five languages during my critical window of language acquisition (2 to 7 years)

Children aren't good at learning languages. It takes most of them two years to even half heartedly say "mother." I can learn how to say "mother" in any language in mere weeks.

This is some Scooby Doo shit XD

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

Turns out if u just keep reblogging random crap long enough a whole bunch of rly hot and intimidating girls will start being ur mutuals.. 😵‍💫

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

I thought you meant we were descendents -of- stone tools

your father was a handaxe and your mother smelt of microliths